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Dear Readers,

You know what gives me the Friday Fuzzies? Reunions with my humans long lost relatives! 

No, no…don’t get it twisted. I don’t harbor any sentimental notions.

There’s just always so much FOOD! It’s everywhere! Little cakes, pepperoni snacks, the occasional tuna salad…I mean what more can a cat ask for?!

Also, when I’m in the mood, these two-handers make for excellent masseuses. Not a bad price to pay for being adored by the smart ones and feared by the weak ones!

Just gotta stay away from that grabby toddler. My patience is thin and, well, sometimes my paws act on their own.

Good thing I have my NEON litter box as a place of respite!

#fatcatprobs,
Maximus