Oh heavens you guys. My poor feline accomplice just got “shaved” for summer. I mean really, who does this to an unsuspecting cat?! Or human or dog or anybody?! How would you feel if one day, in the middle of your sleep, someone just ran up and gave you a mohawk (all of you punk rock fans need not answer).

Seriously though, it’s just plain pitiful. She looks like some intergalactic creature…next sop Mars. And the collar! Oh the collar…it just dangles around her neck like a stretched out pair of sweat pants. The horror!

Mark my words, if Boss Man ever pulls a trick like that on me…well, I’m not even going to finish that sentence. Let’s just say that he would need more than those dorky glasses to see straight again.

If you see him around, feel free to impart the message.