As anyone who partakes in social media knows, there are thousands of funny memes and photos of coffee deprived humans, kittens, cartoons, etc…because, if we’re honest—the pain is real!

In honor of this symbiotic relationship, I have written a little ditty for those who can relate.

 

A Serenade to Coffee

You’re dark as night
And light as cream
This choice is mine to make
Just like a dream
You wake me up
Inspire my day
You kiss me good morning
But never ask to stay
We’ve been friends for a while
Too early some say
But our relationship is enduring
And with me you’ll stay
I love you coffee
I really do
So return the favor
Just once I ask
Tell Starbucks to give me a pass
For UltraCats deserve to savor
Without spending in mass

Sincerely,

Maximus

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sincerely,

Maximus