Fellow Star Watchers,

I am sure by now you have heard the…. George Clooney has finally bitten the bullet and joined the masses. He has hitched his wagon, taken the leap, and signed the paperwork. Aka: he finally found his proverbial ball and chain.

Oh how this saddens me.

I thought I had a compatriot! Someone to understand my whims and selfish determination! Oh how the mighty fall…

In his defense, she does seem really cool. And smart. And gorgeous. Ay yi yi…. I guess it was only a matter of time.
Now all the social climbers and gold diggers are going to start chasing after me again…must invest in a larger security detail.

Be safe out there, Max