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Dear Readers, After my brief foray into dating this month, I’ve decided to compile a list of why the single life...

She said we would be friends The enemy lines were gone It was all a cover story Because indeed, the lines...

Great balls of fire, this been one interesting month. It started with the hopefulness of a silly and celebratory Groundhog’s Day,...

Dear Fans, Things have really started to get interesting. As you know, the gossip mill was going strong about my recent...

Readers, Boy oh boy, there is something to be said for those corporate policies against inter-office dating. I showed up this...

Well folks, that was interesting. While I did get my Valentine’s date, it didn’t go quite as planned. Sasha STILL didn’t...

Here I Go Again: Dear Readers, Plan B is in full force. I have convinced my human to escort me to...

Hi. Max here. In a state of Valentine’s induced shock. Can you believe Sasha turned down my (very generous) offer?!?!!?! She...

Hello Readers, Today is the big day. Today is the day I finalize my plans for Valentine’s Day 2015. I have...

Dear Readers…and Lionel Ritchie Fans, I may have figured it out. As you know, that dreadful/incredibly exciting holiday is JUST around...