By: ultrapet

A Bachelor’s Life For Me

Dear Readers, After my brief foray into dating this month, I’ve decided to compile a list of why the single life...

Hoodwinked, A Poem

She said we would be friends The enemy lines were gone It was all a cover story Because indeed, the lines...

The Truce

Great balls of fire, this been one interesting month. It started with the hopefulness of a silly and celebratory Groundhog’s Day,...

Revenge is a Dish…

Dear Fans, Things have really started to get interesting. As you know, the gossip mill was going strong about my recent...

Don’t Date Your Coworkers

Readers, Boy oh boy, there is something to be said for those corporate policies against inter-office dating. I showed up this...

Love Lost

Well folks, that was interesting. While I did get my Valentine’s date, it didn’t go quite as planned. Sasha STILL didn’t...

Plan B

Here I Go Again: Dear Readers, Plan B is in full force. I have convinced my human to escort me to...

The Audacity of Love

Hi. Max here. In a state of Valentine’s induced shock. Can you believe Sasha turned down my (very generous) offer?!?!!?! She...

The Big Day

Hello Readers, Today is the big day. Today is the day I finalize my plans for Valentine’s Day 2015. I have...

Hello, is it me you’re looking for?

Dear Readers…and Lionel Ritchie Fans, I may have figured it out. As you know, that dreadful/incredibly exciting holiday is JUST around...

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