By: ultrapet
A Bachelor’s Life For Me
- October 16, 2015
- ultrapet
- Max's Corner
Dear Readers, After my brief foray into dating this month, I’ve decided to compile a list of why the single life...
Hoodwinked, A Poem
- July 2, 2015
- ultrapet
- Max's Corner
She said we would be friends The enemy lines were gone It was all a cover story Because indeed, the lines...
The Truce
- July 2, 2015
- ultrapet
- Max's Corner
Great balls of fire, this been one interesting month. It started with the hopefulness of a silly and celebratory Groundhog’s Day,...
Revenge is a Dish…
- February 4, 2015
- ultrapet
- Uncategorized
Dear Fans, Things have really started to get interesting. As you know, the gossip mill was going strong about my recent...
Don’t Date Your Coworkers
- February 4, 2015
- ultrapet
- Uncategorized
Readers, Boy oh boy, there is something to be said for those corporate policies against inter-office dating. I showed up this...
Love Lost
- February 4, 2015
- ultrapet
- Uncategorized
Well folks, that was interesting. While I did get my Valentine’s date, it didn’t go quite as planned. Sasha STILL didn’t...
Plan B
- February 4, 2015
- ultrapet
- Uncategorized
Here I Go Again: Dear Readers, Plan B is in full force. I have convinced my human to escort me to...
The Audacity of Love
- February 4, 2015
- ultrapet
- Uncategorized
Hi. Max here. In a state of Valentine’s induced shock. Can you believe Sasha turned down my (very generous) offer?!?!!?! She...
The Big Day
- February 4, 2015
- ultrapet
- Uncategorized
Hello Readers, Today is the big day. Today is the day I finalize my plans for Valentine’s Day 2015. I have...
Hello, is it me you’re looking for?
- February 4, 2015
- ultrapet
- Uncategorized
Dear Readers…and Lionel Ritchie Fans, I may have figured it out. As you know, that dreadful/incredibly exciting holiday is JUST around...