By: ultrapet
Hunting: Part II
- November 18, 2013
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As you must know, my last attempt at hunting did not turn out so well. I got stuck in the railing...
Chiweenie Rules
- November 6, 2013
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Things You Should Never Tell a Dog 1. Hello 2. I like you 3. I have food 4. I know where...
The Yum Yum
- November 6, 2013
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Oops I did it again… I played with your tarte. Got lost in the game. Oh baby baby… Sorry guys, I...
All the little birds…
- November 6, 2013
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Tweet, Tweet, Tweet! Honestly, I never thought I would be one to really get into this social media thing. At first,...
Illuminati Dreams No More
- November 6, 2013
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I am writing this message from a cold, dark, and defeated place. My espionage skills, claims to power, and all-around illusiveness...
Dear Boss Man
- November 6, 2013
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Dear Boss Man, Please stop moving your office furniture. It’s rude and I do not enjoy having to sit in all...
Foray Into Hunting (Return of the Chipmunk)
- November 6, 2013
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As those of you who follow me on Twitter (@maxtheultracat what what!) know, I was catnapped and transported to Anderson, South...
House Rules
- October 17, 2013
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I know this is a few days late but with me having the sniffles I’ve had to refrain from exhausting myself….the...
Smelly Cat
- October 17, 2013
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The seasons are changing and, as many of you understand, my allergies are back. As hard as I try to get...
Tuna Can
- October 6, 2013
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A purr-fect treat All cats can agree The smell, the taste Never goes to waste I know the sound As it...