By: ultrapet

Hunting: Part II

As you must know, my last attempt at hunting did not turn out so well. I got stuck in the railing...

Chiweenie Rules

Things You Should Never Tell a Dog 1. Hello 2. I like you 3. I have food 4. I know where...

The Yum Yum

Oops I did it again… I played with your tarte. Got lost in the game. Oh baby baby… Sorry guys, I...

All the little birds…

Tweet, Tweet, Tweet! Honestly, I never thought I would be one to really get into this social media thing. At first,...

Illuminati Dreams No More

I am writing this message from a cold, dark, and defeated place. My espionage skills, claims to power, and all-around illusiveness...

Dear Boss Man

Dear Boss Man, Please stop moving your office furniture. It’s rude and I do not enjoy having to sit in all...

Foray Into Hunting (Return of the Chipmunk)

As those of you who follow me on Twitter (@maxtheultracat what what!) know, I was catnapped and transported to Anderson, South...

House Rules

I know this is a few days late but with me having the sniffles I’ve had to refrain from exhausting myself….the...

Smelly Cat

The seasons are changing and, as many of you understand, my allergies are back. As hard as I try to get...

Tuna Can

A purr-fect treat All cats can agree The smell, the taste Never goes to waste I know the sound As it...

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