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As you must know, my last attempt at hunting did not turn out so well. I got stuck in the railing...

Things You Should Never Tell a Dog 1. Hello 2. I like you 3. I have food 4. I know where...

Oops I did it again… I played with your tarte. Got lost in the game. Oh baby baby… Sorry guys, I...

Tweet, Tweet, Tweet! Honestly, I never thought I would be one to really get into this social media thing. At first,...

I am writing this message from a cold, dark, and defeated place. My espionage skills, claims to power, and all-around illusiveness...

Dear Boss Man, Please stop moving your office furniture. It’s rude and I do not enjoy having to sit in all...

As those of you who follow me on Twitter (@maxtheultracat what what!) know, I was catnapped and transported to Anderson, South...

I know this is a few days late but with me having the sniffles I’ve had to refrain from exhausting myself….the...

The seasons are changing and, as many of you understand, my allergies are back. As hard as I try to get...

A purr-fect treat All cats can agree The smell, the taste Never goes to waste I know the sound As it...