By: ultrapet

Trick-or-Treat My Feet

Halloween is here and one of my (few and far between) pet peeves is about to surface in droves. While I...

Max 101

Hello readers, Due to a recent influx of fanmail, I thought it would beneficial to address some of the most frequently...

The Shearing

Holy holy guacamole…what a day!!! I began this morning as a self-respecting, beautifully coiffed feline…and ended it naked exposed to the...

Um…Thanks

As you know I am not the type to complain. I’m very easy to please…I only want the best. I’m very...

All Hail Max

Do you happen to know the significance of this day? Why of course you do! No self-respecting fan would NOT know...

Elder Kitty

So, the weirdest thing happened this week. There were visitors at UltraPet and they bought a crazy old cat with them....

Life in the Fast Lane

Max again…and I’m here to tell you a little bit about the good life. As you all know, I reside in...

Ways To Annoy Your Human

This is a personal note to my furry and followers….all humans may stop reading NOW You know how sometimes you just...

V is for Vicious

Today is the day. The worst day. The day that all kitties dread…Vet Day. As it happens, my God-given nine lives...

The Cat Lady

The Cat Lady This post is written in response to some disparaging remarks I came across while cruising YouTube for back...

F
?
?