ultrapet, Author at ultrapet.com

I have a feather to fluff. Why do you humans feel the INCESSANT NEED to use inexcusably loud tools on Saturday...

I’ve been trying to keep still and quiet not only because of the “sweater incident” but great goblets of fire it’s...

Psst! Hey guys it’s me…but don’t say my name too loud. I’m currently on the lam for a crime that I...

The torture continues. I’ve lost count of the days maybe weeks since the humans started rationing out my treats like I’m...

As you know, I’ve recently been placed on an involuntary “kitty diet”. As of today, my attempts at a feeding sabotage...

Are you a cat person? Or a dog person? I understand that centuries, humans have asked this of themselves and of...

The Suds Max Style Apparently my Zen focus on life has done nothing to whittle my waist. While I still find...

Hello Fans, Another week has begun and along with it, a new Max. I have been reflecting deeply on the state...

Greetings to those fortunate enough to be called friends and all others, After the humans realized I have no understanding of...

It’s been almost a year since me and my best friend were forcibly removed from our palm tree lined, constant sunshine,...