By: ultrapet
The Awakening
- September 14, 2013
- ultrapet
- Uncategorized
I have a feather to fluff. Why do you humans feel the INCESSANT NEED to use inexcusably loud tools on Saturday...
Heat Wave
- August 30, 2013
- ultrapet
- Uncategorized
I’ve been trying to keep still and quiet not only because of the “sweater incident” but great goblets of fire it’s...
Circumstantial Evidence
- August 27, 2013
- ultrapet
- Uncategorized
Psst! Hey guys it’s me…but don’t say my name too loud. I’m currently on the lam for a crime that I...
Going (Health) Nuts
- August 20, 2013
- ultrapet
- Max's World
The torture continues. I’ve lost count of the days maybe weeks since the humans started rationing out my treats like I’m...
Fittin’ Up My Fluff
- August 19, 2013
- ultrapet
- Max's World
As you know, I’ve recently been placed on an involuntary “kitty diet”. As of today, my attempts at a feeding sabotage...
You Have To Ask
- August 16, 2013
- ultrapet
- Uncategorized
Are you a cat person? Or a dog person? I understand that centuries, humans have asked this of themselves and of...
The Suds Max Style
- July 16, 2013
- ultrapet
- Max's World
The Suds Max Style Apparently my Zen focus on life has done nothing to whittle my waist. While I still find...
Soul Cat
- July 8, 2013
- ultrapet
- Max's World
Hello Fans, Another week has begun and along with it, a new Max. I have been reflecting deeply on the state...
The Return
- June 28, 2013
- ultrapet
- Max's World
Greetings to those fortunate enough to be called friends and all others, After the humans realized I have no understanding of...
The Introduction
- January 9, 2013
- ultrapet
- Max's World
It’s been almost a year since me and my best friend were forcibly removed from our palm tree lined, constant sunshine,...