• September 14, 2013
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I have a feather to fluff. Why do you humans feel the INCESSANT NEED to use inexcusably loud tools on Saturday...

• August 30, 2013
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I’ve been trying to keep still and quiet not only because of the “sweater incident” but great goblets of fire it’s...

• August 27, 2013
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Psst! Hey guys it’s me…but don’t say my name too loud. I’m currently on the lam for a crime that I...

• August 20, 2013
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• Max's World

The torture continues. I’ve lost count of the days maybe weeks since the humans started rationing out my treats like I’m...

• August 19, 2013
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• Max's World

As you know, I’ve recently been placed on an involuntary “kitty diet”. As of today, my attempts at a feeding sabotage...

• August 16, 2013
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Are you a cat person? Or a dog person? I understand that centuries, humans have asked this of themselves and of...

• July 16, 2013
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• Max's World

The Suds Max Style Apparently my Zen focus on life has done nothing to whittle my waist. While I still find...

• July 8, 2013
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• Max's World

Hello Fans, Another week has begun and along with it, a new Max. I have been reflecting deeply on the state...

• June 28, 2013
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• Max's World

Greetings to those fortunate enough to be called friends and all others, After the humans realized I have no understanding of...

• January 9, 2013
• ultrapet
• Max's World

It’s been almost a year since me and my best friend were forcibly removed from our palm tree lined, constant sunshine,...