By: ultrapet

February, Again

Hi Friends, Here we go. The last true winter month…the one spent soaking up those dwindling snowy nights and using every...

Run The Dang Ball!

Dear Sports Fans, Can someone please explain to me what happened last Sunday? I am but a poor, cultured feline with...

SFS looking for SGL

Public Service Announcement: Single Fun Spokescat looking for a Single Gorgeous Ladycat. Must love foreign films (particularly Italian) and making fun...

A CEO’s Sonnet

Money, money Power, power Fame, fame Ultra, Cat I’m the boss There’s no doubt I run this ship Have all the...

Cat-niss Protection Program

Hello Folks, So I’ve recently been forced to watch an unbelievable amount of mafia historical dramas on The History Channel, A&E,...

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Social Media Enthusiasts, Max here, with a very important philosophical question. What, really, is in a hashtag? Is it a linguistic...

The Walking…WHAT?

Dear Readers, What in the world is up with this TWD hysteria?? Why in the world would you subject yourself to...

Building An Empire

-To all you dreamers and decision-makers: You got this. No, really…you do. If I, a striped rescue from the southern hills...

Fashion Week

As the world’s fashion weeks come to a close, I must deliver my two cents on Spring/Summer 15 shows. As an...

Dream Shopping List

Dear Humans, Please take note. Your feline gurus have spoken and we are sick and tired of the rubbish in your...

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