Globetrotter

Well folks, I’ve gone ahead and done it. I joined Pinterest (under a pseudonym of course). Boy oh boy has it ignited the wanderlust in this feisty feline! Sooooo many beautiful places, restaurants, and SHOPPING. Too bad I don’t have a civilized human to accompany me on the adventure. Really, the only human company I […]

A sonnet for my favorite snack…

Little tiny goldfish swimming around They tell me you’re family but I can’t understand If you’re one of us why must you taunt me? Flashing in the shimmering pool not to mention… You taste too good.

Business Brilliance

Dear followers, Max is at it again. Comin’ at ya with yet another entrepreneurial idea. Brace yourself. So, undoubtedly, we all know a few cat ladies, yes? Some of us cohabitate with them…others just choose to tweet them on the daily. Either way, I think we can agree that these lovely lassies deserve a little […]

The Gambler

Hello readers, As you know, I have quite a few connections in Nashville, Tennessee (TSwift, I’m looking at you). Not surprisingly, they all tend to be high-rollers in the music industry and luxury sales. AKA: Bosses. Well, since Churchill Downs (home of the Kentucky Derby) is only a few hours away from Music City, I’ve […]

Sweet September

Dear friends, Happy September!! It is finally here…the month when all of us lusciously-maned kitties finally get a break. Honestly, I wasn’t sure I was going to make it…and I’m not even a long-hair! No wonder those persnickety Persians are always in such a terrible mood. It’s enough to want to go all Mr. Bigglesworth […]

Labor Day Schmabor Day

Dear Fellow Felines, Have you heard all of this Labor Day mess? It’s absolutely hilarious!! Not only are these humans taking pride in LABORING, they’re also insinuating that they actually do anything useful! The audacity. I, for one, find all of this hard to believe. Case in point: my water bowl was so low yesterday […]

Bachelor Perks

Dear readers, As most of you know, I have the honor of cohabitating with a freewheeling and fancy free bachelor…who I lovingly refer to as Boss Man. Now, as history shows, more often than not felines are adopted for homes with at least one female. Leave it to me to buck the system. For your […]

The Inevitable

Well folks, it happened. I finally succumbed to a destiny we all must face…I cracked my iPhone screen (insert ten crying emojis). Uggggggh!!! So annoying. Do you know how hard it is to stalk yourself on Twitter (@maxtheultracat) and Facebook with a cracked screen?! I can’t even see my beautiful mane! The WORST. Furthermore, how […]

Lessons I’ve Learned From Humans

Okay, so I know I give humans a hard time. It’s just too easy sometimes. However, in all honesty, I have learned a few things from these curious creatures over the years. If you’re intrigued…or skeptical… see the list below. 1. Waking up early only makes you miserable and grumpy. Same goes for working. 2. […]

Leos Be Like…

Happy Happy Birthday to all of you sassy, feline, and ferocious lions and lionesses! It is YOUR month! As for me, I have at least one life that started in this beautiful zodiac month…as is easily shown by my gregarious and extroverted nature. Any other Leos out there? Do you feel like you fit the […]