By: ultrapet

Eye of the Chipmunk

Max here…a little worse for wear. Brace yourself. Remember that time I went chipmunk hunting? How brave I sounded? How close...

Party Favors

As a public service, I wanted to drop a quick note to remind you guys about one of my favorite things:...

Southern Snow Show

I’m not sure if you guys heard, but the Southeast recently got hit with a brutal winter storm…all one inch of...

Post Super Bowling

Hello readers, How are you faring? I hope you civilized ladies and gents have (like me) made it through the most...

In February

In February I will… stop waking up Boss Man at 7am for food. I should start my day earlier. remember to...

Reality Advice

Man oh man readers, am I fed up with reality television!! The dating drama alone is enough to send a self-respecting...

The Quiz of Max

Today, whilst cruising Facebook, I noticed that a lot of my friends were taking various quizzes and laughing/joking about them…which got...

If I were a country music singer…

I’ve decided to get back to my southern roots (my people are from South Carolina after all) by composing a little...

Obedience School

Max here. Reporting from the side of normalcy. Recently, it has come to my attention that there are a lot of...

I Win, Again

What’s in a name? Honor that’s what. Majesty. A supreme connection to one’s royal past…and legendary future. A name is more...

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