-To all you dreamers and decision-makers:

You got this. No, really…you do. If I, a striped rescue from the southern hills can make it to mogul status, so can you.

Well, maybe not quite #ultracat mogul status…but you can do all right for yourself!

I mean, we didn’t build Egypt in a day did we??? Nope…and we even had to include a few silly humans in the process too [that sassy and sneaky Cleopatra for one].

Open your sails, enlist two-legged help if you must, and make our species proud. Tell ‘em I sent ya.

Oh, and if possible, could one of you guys invent a practical opera scarf for felines? I’m going to see Le Nozze di Figaro in a few weeks and am at a complete loss.

Thanks!

Maximus,