Max’s Christmas List

To make your lives easier, please see my 2013 Christmas list below: 1) A muzzle for the neighbor’s dog. 2) A speaker system for all of my Rod Stewart records. 3) A Tiffany and Co. monogrammed bowl. 4) A new ionic hair dryer for my fluff. 5) A spa day at The Ritz Carlton. 6) […]

‘Tis the Season…Continued

Oh friends, I spoke too soon. Remember when I said I was writing from feline heaven? How ’bout we go ahead and change that to feline opposite-heaven (you fill in the blanks). The children have arrived. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the fact that future servants exist. Who wouldn’t? But what I don’t understand […]

‘Tis the Season

Hello readers, I’m writing to you from feline heaven. As we speak (write, read, whatever), I am sitting in a climate-controlled room with a real, LIVE tree…surrounded by shiny things that make noise and break!! It’s a CATCHRISTMAS miracle!! Seriously, every year I forget how fun this time of year can be…and all the distractions […]

California Dreamin’

Sir Maximus here, at your service. How are you friendly felines on this cold, winter day?! I hope excellent! If you can’t tell, I’ve really got the spirit today. I have been rehearsing for a film role all day and the adrenaline is pumping. If my scheme goes as planned, I’ll have Boss Man ready […]

Honest Cat

How’s it going? I hope you all are doing exceptionally well. As for me, I’m just dropping in for a quick chat! While scouring the interwebs recently, I came across the blog “Honest Toddler.” How many of you tech-savvy readers are familiar with this hilarious site? Oh my goodness, it had me rolling! Not gonna […]

The Cat Lady’s Sonnet

For all my favorite cat ladies: Dearest of dears with warm fuzzy ears Oh how I love to watch You jump and you spring or slip into dreams As the clock tirelessly tocks You are my friend my companion some say A being so close to my heart Naysayers may nay And the internet may […]

Online Shopping

So, for once in my life, I have decided to actually purchase gifts for others at Christmas. I have budgeted out $12 for my staff of six and am currently looking online for deals. Unfortunately, I was in a food coma and missed out on Black Friday promotions, but I’m ready to step up now. […]

Remember December

Hello folks, In case you’re wondering, we have arrived. It is officially the 12th and final month of the year…with only a few tinsel-covered weeks separating us from 2014. Boy does that sound weird! In honor of these chilly, yet festive, days I have compiled a list…behold: Twelve Reasons You Should Like December 1. It’s […]

Post-Turkey Day Commentary

Wowza. It’s the week after Thanksgiving and I have yet to recover. How are all of you faring with the adjustment? Yea, I thought so. Good heavens. You would think they would warn you about this holiday…maybe even advise us to purchase adjustable pet doors and collars? I can barely breathe OR escape out the […]

Proof That I’m Not Heartless

So, more often than not, I get credited with being a “Grinch-like” type of cat. I’m not easily amused, or impressed. In an effort to try to “mingle” a little more I’ve compiled a list. This list proves why my heart is NOT three sizes too small. Reasons I Do, In Fact, Have A Heart […]