Let’s Talk Litter

As you guys know, I’m the proud spokescat for @UltraPet. When the opportunity first arose, I was a little bit hesitant—I mean isn’t one’s litter life a private matter? Are there no boundaries left in the world? After much thought and deliberation, I realized that nope…there aren’t. So why not?! After all… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyone_Poops Fact, people. […]

A Royal Day In The Life

Quite often, my publicist receives feedback from fans asking what it’s like to be Max the Ultra Cat. They alllwayys want to hear about the Presidential Palace, my relationship with Boss Man, and what I do with my free time. So, to feed hungry minds, I ripped a page right out of the ‘ol planner. […]

No Shave November

As you all know, it’s officially “No Shave November”…or as I like to call it, “November” Seriously folks, way to assert your manliness ONE month of the year. Puh-leez. Real cool cats don’t need a Pinteret trend to keep it on point..amiright?? I truly treasure my coiffe and wouldn’t consider shaving it for the world…I […]

I get by with a little help from my…followers

Let me tell you, this has been a great week! I’ve accumulated 70+ followers on Twitter (most of whom are cats!!) and feel like I am finally speaking to people who know the struggle. Whether we’re DM’ing (direct messaging for all you laymen) about our incompetent owners, talking about the latest kitty concert, or just […]

Top 5 Cat Stereotypes That Are, Indeed, True

While I am a proud supporter of individuality, I must admit that there are several feline stereotypes that exist for a reason. For your reference, I’ve included a list below. 1. We’re only in it for the food. Sorry Not Sorry. 2. Hunting is in our nature…even if it only involves chasing that blasted laser. […]

A Single Man: Boss Man Rediscovers Ben and Jerry

Well folks, it happened. My idiotic, but sometimes beloved, human is back on the market. Turns out his soul mate of three weeks has been partaking in some heavy petting…and there wasn’t an animal in sight. Oh well, it happens…right?! That’s what I keep trying to tell him. When someone hangs around powerful people (me), […]

8 Reasons I Like Twitter

1) It’s fun to see (ie: read) how stupid humans can actually be…yes KimK, I’m talking to you. 2) There’s an entire # devoted to grumpy cats. Finally, you guys understand!! 3) I can follow people without getting another restraining order. 4) At any moment, I’m able to look at a photographic list of my […]

Hunting: Part II

As you must know, my last attempt at hunting did not turn out so well. I got stuck in the railing and made quite a fool of myself in front of the paparazzi (you’re welcome UsWeekly). However, after much thought, I decided to give foraging for food another go. After all, I have nine lives…what’s […]

Chiweenie Rules

Things You Should Never Tell a Dog 1. Hello 2. I like you 3. I have food 4. I know where the food is 5. I can climb to the food 6. Take a bath (because they won’t listen) 7. Tell me more (because they’ll never shut up) 8. You know you don’t have to […]

The Yum Yum

Oops I did it again… I played with your tarte. Got lost in the game. Oh baby baby… Sorry guys, I just can’t get Britney off the brain today after my breakfast with Boss Man. When will he ever remember my weakness for pastries and stop tempting me so? Yes, it is a temptation for […]