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All the little birds…
- November 6, 2013
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Tweet, Tweet, Tweet! Honestly, I never thought I would be one to really get into this social media thing. At first,...
Illuminati Dreams No More
- November 6, 2013
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I am writing this message from a cold, dark, and defeated place. My espionage skills, claims to power, and all-around illusiveness...
Dear Boss Man
- November 6, 2013
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Dear Boss Man, Please stop moving your office furniture. It’s rude and I do not enjoy having to sit in all...
Foray Into Hunting (Return of the Chipmunk)
- November 6, 2013
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As those of you who follow me on Twitter (@maxtheultracat what what!) know, I was catnapped and transported to Anderson, South...
House Rules
- October 17, 2013
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I know this is a few days late but with me having the sniffles I’ve had to refrain from exhausting myself….the...
Smelly Cat
- October 17, 2013
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The seasons are changing and, as many of you understand, my allergies are back. As hard as I try to get...
Tuna Can
- October 6, 2013
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A purr-fect treat All cats can agree The smell, the taste Never goes to waste I know the sound As it...
Trick-or-Treat My Feet
- October 6, 2013
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Halloween is here and one of my (few and far between) pet peeves is about to surface in droves. While I...
Max 101
- October 6, 2013
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Hello readers, Due to a recent influx of fanmail, I thought it would beneficial to address some of the most frequently...
The Shearing
- September 24, 2013
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Holy holy guacamole…what a day!!! I began this morning as a self-respecting, beautifully coiffed feline…and ended it naked exposed to the...