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All the little birds…

Tweet, Tweet, Tweet! Honestly, I never thought I would be one to really get into this social media thing. At first,...

Illuminati Dreams No More

I am writing this message from a cold, dark, and defeated place. My espionage skills, claims to power, and all-around illusiveness...

Dear Boss Man

Dear Boss Man, Please stop moving your office furniture. It’s rude and I do not enjoy having to sit in all...

Foray Into Hunting (Return of the Chipmunk)

As those of you who follow me on Twitter (@maxtheultracat what what!) know, I was catnapped and transported to Anderson, South...

House Rules

I know this is a few days late but with me having the sniffles I’ve had to refrain from exhausting myself….the...

Smelly Cat

The seasons are changing and, as many of you understand, my allergies are back. As hard as I try to get...

Tuna Can

A purr-fect treat All cats can agree The smell, the taste Never goes to waste I know the sound As it...

Trick-or-Treat My Feet

Halloween is here and one of my (few and far between) pet peeves is about to surface in droves. While I...

Max 101

Hello readers, Due to a recent influx of fanmail, I thought it would beneficial to address some of the most frequently...

The Shearing

Holy holy guacamole…what a day!!! I began this morning as a self-respecting, beautifully coiffed feline…and ended it naked exposed to the...

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