Um…Thanks

As you know I am not the type to complain. I’m very easy to please…I only want the best. I’m very clear about my wishes; always giving my requests enough time to be handled appropriately. As I mentioned in my last blog, we recently celebrated my birthday. I love my Born Day. I get to […]

All Hail Max

Do you happen to know the significance of this day? Why of course you do! No self-respecting fan would NOT know that today is the day the great Maximus entered this world. While I will not bore you with my age, and really who’s counting, I will let you know that all of the fan […]

Elder Kitty

So, the weirdest thing happened this week. There were visitors at UltraPet and they bought a crazy old cat with them. Now don’t get me wrong, I always respect my superiors…and any cat who has lived through 7 or 8 lives deserves a little street cred. But seriously…nineteen-years old??? That’s cra-cra for sure! Her name […]

Life in the Fast Lane

Max again…and I’m here to tell you a little bit about the good life. As you all know, I reside in the Ultra Pet Presidential Palace. It’s a nice existence. Since my humans work in the animal biz, they tend to be a little more aware of my feline needs than your Average Joe…but let’s […]

Ways To Annoy Your Human

This is a personal note to my furry and followers….all humans may stop reading NOW You know how sometimes you just get in that mood? That mood where every.single.thing your human does/says/thinks drives you insane? When he or she falls below your already lowered expectations for human behavior? Yea, me too. For real though, must […]

V is for Vicious

Today is the day. The worst day. The day that all kitties dread…Vet Day. As it happens, my God-given nine lives are not enough and I must now receive medieval health treatments through syringes and other forms of torture. They call it a “check-up.” Check-up my foot!! It is a full violation of the body […]

The Cat Lady

The Cat Lady This post is written in response to some disparaging remarks I came across while cruising YouTube for back episodes of ThunderCats. First of all, a person of the female persuasion who likes cats is not inherently a “cat lady.” Second of all, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH A CAT LADY? I […]

Max in Review

Max in Review Max the Zenmaster here…and ready to enlighten! After a brief overview of some of my latest posts, I’ve decided that it’s time for me refocus yet again. While I can’t promise to develop a love of early morning cleaning devices, I can try to not be annoyed so much by the little […]

Happy Birthday to Me

How are you? I hope good. As you all should know, my birthday is next week….the 9th to be exact. Since I am busy myself (you know with my naps and eating), I thought I would give you humans a head start on shopping for my gifts. As a loyal fan, I can only imagine […]

The Hostage

The Hostage I am writing this as a changed man. In the past 24 hours, I have been sent to the edge…and narrowly escaped the horrors of solitary confinement. What happened, you ask? Read on. Yesterday afternoon I was lounging around the Presidential Palace and reading a little Hemingway in some UltraPet plebe’s office. The […]