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You Might Be A Cat If…
- September 14, 2013
- ultrapet
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You Might Be A Cat If… As you all know, I have a fantastic sense of humor (it matches my excellent...
Top 10 Ways To Please Your Cat
- September 14, 2013
- ultrapet
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As you probably know, those of the feline persuasion are often credited with bad tempers, finicky tastes, and the tendency to...
The Worse Thing
- September 14, 2013
- ultrapet
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Oh the horrors of KARMA. If I make it this I promise to think carefully about my plans to terminate the...
The Dog Whisperer
- September 14, 2013
- ultrapet
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Since my plan for sending the Chiweenie to Doggy Day Care was a bust, I have big news to share. I...
The Cold War
- September 14, 2013
- ultrapet
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Let’s talk about humans for a second. Each of us has one or more…whether we like it or not. In my...
Doggy Day Care
- September 14, 2013
- ultrapet
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Max here. As you all know, it’s back-to-school time…I’m sure your Facebook feeds have been inundated with all the kiddie pictures...
Homeward Bound
- September 14, 2013
- ultrapet
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Homeward Bound Dear Friends, It is Sunday afternoon and I’ve decided to really start catching up on my to-do list. For...
The Awakening
- September 14, 2013
- ultrapet
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I have a feather to fluff. Why do you humans feel the INCESSANT NEED to use inexcusably loud tools on Saturday...
Heat Wave
- August 30, 2013
- ultrapet
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I’ve been trying to keep still and quiet not only because of the “sweater incident” but great goblets of fire it’s...
Circumstantial Evidence
- August 27, 2013
- ultrapet
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Psst! Hey guys it’s me…but don’t say my name too loud. I’m currently on the lam for a crime that I...