Birds – A poem

Why hello my sweet you are so kind To show up on my doorstep every day, half past nine You rock and you roll tweeting with ease You flit your little wings and continue to feast My human adores you I do at times You gobble up bread crumbs and sing little rhymes I wish […]

Cat vs. Tape Measure

Hello friends, If you choose any moment to truly listen to me and adhere to my warnings, make it this very second. Do NOT trust a man who carries what the humans like to refer to as a “tape measure.” It is a torture tool. An unpredictable source of terror and all-around anarchy. Do you […]

Perils of Spring

Hello readers, I write this to you from a foreboding bed of kleenex and antihistamines. You guessed it, ferocious felines get allergies too. Happy Spring. No, but really. As THRILLED as I am to show off my figure in the warm weather, this seasonal curse is really getting to me. I mean, how in the […]

Poem of the Week- A Cat’s Love

A cat’s love at once it’s there Suddenly like a kiss from the sky Yet beware The time may come When it can’t bear and must say goodbye If you wish to persist with this ongoing affair I beseech you Handle us with care For we are creatures of comfort food, silence, and sleep We […]

Ice Ice Baby

Phew. Holy Moly. Good Golly Miss Molly, I am in pain. As it turns out, one’s ferocious feline joints aren’t quite as strong after your sixth or seventh life…and I am paying for it by the minute. Honestly, I meant no harm. They were playing my song. I had to dance!! Now, if I’m honest, […]

April, Sweet April

Why hello readers! How are you fine folks? I hope wonderful! Personally, I am rejoicing in the first few sunny days of April. We can officially say, with full hearts, that the worst is behind us! Have I told you lately how grumpy winter makes this Ultra Cat? So grumpy!! I don’t like to be […]

Boss Man’s Lament

I am but a simple man a fellow of limited thoughts But, oh lucky me I have a leader indeed Without his guidance endless patience and friendly ease I would be a ship lost at sea Thanks to the heavens Fortune is upon me I will never be alone Unless he disowns me My life […]

Dear Florida

Hello all, I hope this post finds you fabulously well. More importantly, I hope you are in the midst of early spring and enjoying some tolerable weather at last. Unless you live in Florida. If this is the case, I don’t want to hear about it. The rest of us have been freezing our proverbial […]

Caviar Dreams and Patriotism: A Conundrum

Dear Readers, How are you? I hope safe and well. As I’m sure you all know, there is some serious stuff going on in our crazy world this week. Particularly, the situation in Russia and the Ukraine. Phew. Now for a cat, I think I’m fairly politically savvy…but this one has even me confused. Weren’t […]

H2H Communication (Human to Human)

Boy, is it me or are humans kind of strange sometimes? While waiting for a new episode of Survivor the other night, I decided to observe Boss Man and a friend. So crazy! They were talking about things neither cared about, offering water no one wanted, and sharing snacks they would rather have for themselves. […]