Dear Readers,

How are you? I hope safe and well. As I’m sure you all know, there is some serious stuff going on in our crazy world this week. Particularly, the situation in Russia and the Ukraine. Phew. Now for a cat, I think I’m fairly politically savvy…but this one has even me confused. Weren’t the Olympics just held over there? Aren’t we all friends?

Public opinion seems to be swaying away from Mr. Putin et al…and as much as I joke about the ol U.S. of A, we all know I’m red, white and blue to the core. So, as a stout patriot, I feel the need to cut off trade with the purported aggressors.

Hence the conundrum. I am a gentleman with good taste. In other words, I love caviar. In clearer terms, I love Russian Black Caviar. LOVE IT.

🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

Below is my former (weekly) order. Any suggestions on a replacement? My chef is desperate and anxious…he knows how I can be without my little luxuries.

River Beluga Kaluga Caviar 2oz
Fine Kaluga Caviar, presenting large and firm pearls.
Regular Price: $360.00
Special Price: $240.00

All suggestions appreciated,
Maximus