Things You Should Never Tell a Dog

1. Hello

2. I like you

3. I have food

4. I know where the food is

5. I can climb to the food

6. Take a bath (because they won’t listen)

7. Tell me more (because they’ll never shut up)

8. You know you don’t have to listen to humans (because it’s fun to watch)

9. Let’s play ball (unless you want your favorite toy covered in slobbery muck)

10. Let’s be friends (because the master cannot befriend the masses)

However, they do make good snuggle buddies ON OCCASION. Just don’t let anyone photograph it.

Talk soon,
Max