As cats and cat lovers, we all know that sass is key. Sass is what keeps you classy, but makes things fun and puts wrongdoers in their place. Cats are sassy, no matter their breed or background. You should be, too.
To keep my literary tools in check, I’ve penned a short little poem honoring my favorite human and pet characteristic to date. It’s dutifully titled, “Dat Sass,”
Oh boy, dat sass
It makes the ladies giggle
It makes the funny tears trickle
Oh girl, dat sass
It makes the naysayers shush
It makes the laughter rush
Oh kitty, dat sass
It separates you from the others
And if I had my druthers
Everybody would have dat sass
All would laugh and all would understand
That checking yourself is the best way
To not wreck yourself!
Thoughts? Thinking about turning this into a song as well.