Hi guys, how’s it going? I hope you all are having a more interesting day than me…boy is it a dull one around here! So dull that I even played with the chiweenie a little this afternoon…talk about desperation!!

That poor brute…he just does whatever he’s told!! Can you imagine?! And the fetching…oh the fetching. Do they have no self-respect?! Just watching that goofy little face is enough to make you want to turn your head.

Just for kicks and giggles I prepared a little stream-of-consciousness note on what it must be like to live the canine life. See below.

Oh hi, hi there, hi how are you play with me let’s be friends oh yes yes yes keep smiling and laughing at me oh goodness you are great just you breathing is making me happy can you touch me please touch me oh yes a pet please pet me let’s be friends we are so friends I love being friends and throwing oh you want me to run i’ll run let’s run now I’m back aren’t you happy with me I’m so happy it’s so great to be here happy happy happy and slobbery oh yes so fun omg FOOD let’s eat where’s the food you are great give me the food too oh i love you i love you i love you…etc etc etc.

How exhausting. Just writing that makes me want to take a nap.

Snooze time,
Maximus