Readers,
Boy oh boy, there is something to be said for those corporate policies against inter-office dating. I showed up this morning and the gossip bees were alive and
well.
According to a source, the rumor is that I flew in on a helicopter and forced Sasha to go to dinner with me? While I do love a good helicopter pick-up, this is
far from the truth. Further, everyone is saying that I talked about myself the entire time on the date. I would never…

Lastly, apparently I went in for the kiss while waiting in the litter box line? How embarrassing!! Clearly someone is trying to ruin my reputation and steal the
limelight.

Actresses.

Talk soon,
Max