Dear Humans,

Please take note. Your feline gurus have spoken and we are sick and tired of the rubbish in your pet cupboards. Time to get with it, folks.

First of all, dry food is the equivalent of what you fools call rice cakes. Would YOU like to eat rice cakes for every meal?! Without even a drop of peanut butter?! I think not.

Further, what the heck is up with those tiny cans? Just because you call it fancy, does not make it so….and that’s the truth.
In the future, please refer to the list below: Freshly caught cod
Tuna tartare
Organic sourdough
Free range chicken (to be grilled) Pulled pork (Carolina style)
Salmon Nigiri

Thanks in advance. Max