As you know, I have been working hard recently to get one with the universe and mother nature. My all-natural doctor thinks that some of my snarky behavior is due to disconnectedness from my primal roots. According to her, I have lost track of my wildness and have started to embody the human spirit too much.
When she said this, I had to put my fork down and think. Is this true? Do I act more like a human CEO than the Ultracat businessman we all know I am?
Hmph. In order to stop this evolutionary process before it goes too far, I have committed to reflecting on my Cat-ness (not Katniss) each day…for at least ten minutes. By the end of the month, I plan to be a more predatory and regal
Maximus. Chipmunks be warned.