Talk about a surprise–while working hard on inner peace and my gardening skills, I got hit from left field. Apparently, some street mongrels have been using my beautiful flowerbed as a toilette! The audacity!!

As a litter mogul and die hard litter advocate, I cannot imagine this crudeness! How in the world does someone find relieving themselves on public property okay (outside of college years of course)?!?!

I have half a mind to drop off a complimentary bag of UltraPet Litter Pearls at each and every doorstep in the neighborhood…or heck, put a box on my front porch for wayfaring strangers! All I can say is: thank God I was wearing
gardening gloves. That is one manicure I do not need.

With thoughts of decorum and respect,

Maximus