Hi Friends,

I have been traveling tons for UltraPet recently and have started to prioritize traveling adjustments for all of my other royal brothers and sisters. There are so many things we could improve!

First of all, who in the world invented layovers? Ain’t nobody got time for that! I think it’s high time that someone lay down the law and give all pets traveling with human companions an upgrade to direct flights…no exceptions and no upcharge!

We have fur. We get hot. We get cranky. We have business to take care of, people! Power to the pets.

Do you think the airlines will support this bill? Maybe we can trade favors for a strong political push in reducing airfare taxes. You know those high-flyers…always ready to make a deal!

Direct or bust,

Maximus