As those of you who follow me on Twitter (@maxtheultracat what what!) know, I was catnapped and transported to Anderson, South Carolina. Home of the free and land of the outdoorsman.
I, on the other hand, have always considered myself more of the INdoorsman type. I like moderate temps, prepared meals, and room service. I am aware that sophisticated hunting has been an integral part of aristocracy for years. Even the Duke of Cambridge enjoys a good fox chase when the mood strikes.
Since I have always seen myself as a furrier Prince Wills, I figured why not? I can relate to the masses and uphold my royal roots…not an easy feat, as I’m sure you can imagine!
Well…that was then.
My first attempt resulted in me stalking an impaired chipmunk (not quite a fox, but still) for 45 minutes…only to have the little bugger run as soon as I placed him on Boss Man’s doormat. To make matters worse, I decided to go after the little fool and got stuck in the railing!! How embarrassing.
I’m sure it will all be documented on FaceBook and Instagram …now I know how Princess Kate felt after those photos leaked last September. Yikes.
Moral of the story, don’t conform. If you prefer your food prepared by a staff of ten and served on a sliver platter…then by all means, stick to it. I wish I had.
Enjoy the photos,