Dear Fans and Followers…will you be my valentine??

Please oh please, do not pass out from excite…I beg of you!

If you’re curious,  I bestow this honor upon you because I have finally tired of the Leo DiCaprio-esque slew of supermodels. I need to focus my attention on loved ones who REALLY support me and fulfill my needs…like you dear readers!

You guys are the ones reading my tweets every day and enjoying my endless humor. You guys are the ones hosting the NEON-inspired #catraves! You guys are the ones that inspire my #litterart every single day!

Don’t believe me? Check out the photo above!

Who knew…this salty ‘ole tabby might have a heart after all!

Stay sweet ya’ll,