It appears that my human has discovered the freeloading insurgent at the Presidential Palace. The horror. Apparently when he went to make a fresh smoothie this morning, out popped Mickey from the silverware cabinet!
It would be hilarious if it wasn’t so terrifying.
According to our butler, the scream nearly pierced the windows out of our stained glass windows. Then, he started chopping the air like Bruce Lee! Clearly our little friend took this opportunity to disappear into the hole from whence he came.
But still! The UltraPet secretary has now been charged with calling in a full Ghostbusters squad to clean up. We’re gonna seal up every creak and cranny until we’re secured like Fort Knox!
Thank heavens. As for me, I am still on a press tour in Bali. Funny how the timing worked out…
Now time to go home,