As you must know, my last attempt at hunting did not turn out so well. I got stuck in the railing and made quite a fool of myself in front of the paparazzi (you’re welcome UsWeekly).

However, after much thought, I decided to give foraging for food another go. After all, I have nine lives…what’s to lose? So, with no further thought, I laced up my kitten mittens and went to work.

Would you even believe how much food Boss Man keeps in the CABINETS?! It was unreal!! It was like shooting fish in a barrel.

What…you didn’t think I actually went outside again, did you? Please. I’ll leave the title of “outdoorsman” to those strange masochists who like to sit in the cold and make their own dinner. No thanks.

Now on to the beef jerky…