Dear Fellow Felines,

Have you heard all of this Labor Day mess? It’s absolutely hilarious!! Not only are these humans taking pride in LABORING, they’re also insinuating that they actually do anything useful!

The audacity.

I, for one, find all of this hard to believe. Case in point: my water bowl was so low yesterday that I had to actually LEAN IN to get a sip. Oh the embarrassment. Furthermore, I haven’t had a nice lean cut in weeks. Only that canned excuse for a meal….and yet Boss Man still had a day off this week. For labor.

Not drinking the Kool-Aid folks,
Maximus