Okay, so I know I give humans a hard time. It’s just too easy sometimes. However, in all honesty, I have learned a few things from these curious creatures over the years. If you’re intrigued…or skeptical… see the list below.

1. Waking up early only makes you miserable and grumpy. Same goes for working.
2. Spending too much time with family over the holidays never ends well.
3. Always put up laundry immediately (may have had something to do with this one).
4. Cooking at home saves money and feeds more people/sneaky creatures.
5. Bathing once a day keeps the undesirables away.

That’s about all I’ve got.
Max