Hello readers,
Before I post on Craigslist, I wanted to reach out and let you know I will be having a yard sale this weekend. It will begin at 8:00 am and close at 8:00 pm (before Boss Man gets back home).

Since my human will be out of town, I figured it would be a good time to do a little autumn cleaning. Unbeknownst to him, so many things in the Presidential Palace need to go.

See the list below:

1- A treadmill purchased three months ago. It makes entirely too much noise.
2- A Dyson vacuum cleaner. See above.
3- Multiple hideous winter sweaters…Bill Cosby called, he wants his look back.
4- The dog. No one has time for a chiweenie.
5- All camping gear. It stresses me out…I’m afraid he’ll want me to go along one day.
6- The iPad. Seriously, he’s a grown man.
and lastly…
7- An entire bookshelf of literary classics. Jigs up.

$20 OBO

Thanks,
Max