Max in Review

Max the Zenmaster here…and ready to enlighten! After a brief overview of some of my latest posts, I’ve decided that it’s time for me refocus yet again. While I can’t promise to develop a love of early morning cleaning devices, I can try to not be annoyed so much by the little things…like a slow can opener. The extra five seconds it takes to open my Starkist is nothing compared to those kitties on that Sarah McLachlan commercial…I mean, seriously.

With that in mind, I’ve decided to compile a list of reasons I should be thankful. From now on, when I start to particularly despise my human I will check this list…and thus check myself. A cat can’t live on disdain alone! Gotta throw in random bouts of appreciation to keep things interesting.

Here it goes-

Reasons My Life Is Fairly Fantastic

1- CATNIP…that I never, ever, ever have to share.

2- Clean, clean litter boxes…going outside to potty is for dogs.

3- We have cable and I get all the Animal Planet I want. Can’t stop won’t stop.

4- I know how to bathe myself…and do.

5- I am the proud owner of a minion (a 1/2 chihuahua, 1/2 weenie dog…a chiweenie).

…welp, that’s all I’ve got for now. I hope your life is fairly fantastic, too.

Positively yours,
Max-o