Dear Enlightened Friends,
I would like to apologize in advance for the lack of eastern inspiration and grounding knowledge I have delivered to you recently. Honestly, it can be so easy to get bogged down with funny memes and a little healthy complaining…but that’s not the Max way to live life!
As one of your favorite gurus, I have been working on a few innovative catch phrases recently. Simple as always, but also life-changing if I do say so myself.
(Let’s be honest…modesty has never been my strong suit. Just talent!)
Once royalty, always royalty. Walk like an Egyptian.
Think before you act, for a contemplative cat has the added advantage of both time and superior intellect.
Choose civil disobedience when protesting the presence of others, for when they leave the room, all sustenance is yours to commandeer. Even pizza.
And last for the day…
The only thing that stands between a Cat and a Rat is the SEE. Stay alert out there.
Helpful? I thought so.
Until next time!