To make your lives easier, please see my 2013 Christmas list below:

1) A muzzle for the neighbor’s dog.

2) A speaker system for all of my Rod Stewart records.

3) A Tiffany and Co. monogrammed bowl.

4) A new ionic hair dryer for my fluff.

5) A spa day at The Ritz Carlton.

6) Clap-On, Clap-Off Lights for the Presidential Palace.

7) New sheets (only Egyptian cotton will be accepted).

8) Catnip. Lots of it.

9) A trip to Disney World, with a character meet-and-greet.

10) A Seamless account.

Feel free to email me (maxthecat@ultrapet.com) with any further questions/gift approval requests.

Thanks.
Max