To make your lives easier, please see my 2013 Christmas list below:
1) A muzzle for the neighbor’s dog.
2) A speaker system for all of my Rod Stewart records.
3) A Tiffany and Co. monogrammed bowl.
4) A new ionic hair dryer for my fluff.
5) A spa day at The Ritz Carlton.
6) Clap-On, Clap-Off Lights for the Presidential Palace.
7) New sheets (only Egyptian cotton will be accepted).
8) Catnip. Lots of it.
9) A trip to Disney World, with a character meet-and-greet.
10) A Seamless account.
Feel free to email me (firstname.lastname@example.org) with any further questions/gift approval requests.