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Feeling the Mondaze here folks!! Anyone else?? As a dedicated #ravecat, the weekends are always my fave…and the work week starts off as a DRAG!

1. I don’t like to wake up early, unless it’s to passive-aggressively annoy my human.
2. I don’t always like to wear a suit, sometimes neon spandex is what speaks to my heart.
3. Who even uses a landline anymore? It’s strange.
4. The front desk attendant tries too hard. I know he’s stalking about me behind my (furry) back.
5. The #litterart never stays the same no matter how hard I try. Can’t my human servants find their own box?!

Anyway. Grumpy cat award of the day goes to ME.

See you on the inside,
Inmate Max