Dear Entrepreneurial Humans,

I have recently been made aware of a phenomenon in your silly, transactional world…so listen up! Apparently there is a market for “pet sitting” where you can get PAID to hang out with animals.

Are you kidding me?!?!?!

In certain parts of the country (New York City), you can make up to $15/hr or $150 per day. Whaaaaaaaat?? Shoot, take one weekend away at someone’s fancy SoHo loft and that’s your happy hour fund for the month!

Somebody tell Chilli’s to get those mozzarella sticks ready.

I am currently looking into how felines may benefit from this business, but for now, at least you friendly four-leggers should take advantage. Send my 10% cut to the UltraPet office, please and thank you.

Kind Regards,