Here I Go Again:
Plan B is in full force. I have convinced my human to escort me to Sasha’s condo with every pink and red rose the local Publix had to offer. All seven that were left in the store today.
We will roll up in the Escalade at 5:30pm. I will exit and paw at the door. When her maid answers, Boss Man will turn on Boyz II Men. From there, I will present my newly-tailored request.
You’re cute and famous. I’m sorry you don’t like Lionel Ritchie. I hope these Boyz II Men tunes suit you better. I’m cute and famous. Let me take you out tonight?
Problem solved, boom!