So, more often than not, I get credited with being a “Grinch-like” type of cat. I’m not easily amused, or impressed. In an effort to try to “mingle” a little more I’ve compiled a list. This list proves why my heart is NOT three sizes too small.

Reasons I Do, In Fact, Have A Heart

1. I follow @EmergencyKittens on Twitter. Those little buggars get me every time.

2. I like Christmas music. Particularly if it’s from iconic children’s movies (a la Rudolph, Frosty, Charlie Brown, etc).

3. I don’t poop in Boss Man’s shoes anymore.

4. I only attack the chiweenie Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

5. The only food I hunt is Boss Man’s leftovers.

Welp, that’s about it.

Peace, Love, and all that other stuff,
Maximus