Dear Readers,

I need a moment to vent. Have you heard about all of this Pumpkin Spice nonsense? Ohmygoodnessshutupalready. It’s not even that good!! Further proof that Starbucks is brainwashing our young and making the population more basic by the day. Woof.

Now to improve on new flavors, the organization should DEFINITELY think of introducing a new catnip selection. Really, where is there feline-­‐friendly menu?? It’s the 21st
century people. Get with the times.
I for one would not mind a daily Nip ‘N Nutella Macchiato. Venti, of course. Food for thought,