I know it’s common knowledge that we cats do not completely enjoy the rain, or anything water-related. Let me be the one to tell you that this rumor is, in fact, completely 100% TRUE.

I hate H2O.

If I’m not drinking it and it’s not being used to make a Shirley Temple at brunch, then I wash my hands of the entire idea (pun intended).

Why, you ask?

Because

1) it’s scary and cold

2) it messes up my expertly tongued coif

3) it’s scary and cold

4) it can KILL you

5) it’s scary and cold

6) it’s
what old ladies use to break up cat fights because

7) IT IS SCARY AND COLD.

See my point? If not, just try to put me in a hot tub and see what happens.

Good Luck,
Maximus