This week, I have been trying to convince the powers-that-be to send me on a month long sabbatical to work on R&D for NEON litter. They’re acting a little hesitant, and the pussyfooting is spearheaded by that uppity head of finance.
He thinks that the company (MY company) shouldn’t foot the bill for a cat to go to Hawaii. What is this hypocrisy? We provide coffee for the staff in the break room, don’t we? Why should I be the only one not receiving corporate perks?
I think I will start removing his precious staplers every day and see how he likes being deprived. Then I’ll program the airline website as his homepage. Maybe place a lei around his office clock? That should send the message!
Wish me continued success,