Dear Sports Fans,

Can someone please explain to me what happened last Sunday? I am but a poor, cultured feline with no proper training in the barbaric “rules” of football. If I
heard correctly, the team from the Pacific Northwest was 1 yard away from winning the whole shebang, with at least three chances to make the goal, and
they threw a Hail Mary?

I just don’t think I quite understand. Isn’t there someone on the team called Beast Mode? That alone is enough for me to get out of his way!! I guess Seattle won
that gaudy ring last year, so no harm done…but still.

I don’t trust that Tom Brady fellow. He’s too good-looking. I would prefer if my male competition didn’t rack up copious amounts of awards and national recognition. Just saying.

On to the next season,
Max