Public Service Announcement:

Single Fun Spokescat looking for a Single Gorgeous Ladycat. Must love foreign films (particularly Italian) and making fun of dogs. Hobbies to include mountain biking, styling, and interior decorating. Must be comfortable living in a

Presidential Palace.

All applicants will be accessed fairly and individually. Interviews to follow.

Bonus points to be won if applicant 1) speaks multiple languages 2) knows how
to knit cashmere 3) can convince humans to share table food and/or 4) can recite the Declaration of Independence.

Serious inquiries only.

-Max’s Publicist