In: cat owners

Cat Nurse=Curse?

Hi Folks, So…my human is still ill. This is starting to get annoying. Three days of sickeningly sweet kindness were tolerable,...

Fur-ocious Leader

Dear Friends and Countrymen, Happy President’s Day, eh? What a time to be alive! Any of you wishing you would’ve backed...

Research and Development- Part II

Dear Readers, The fight for Hawaii continues. Now the NEON board wants me to present a plan of action for my...

Cat in the Water! SOS!

Oh my heavens Ravecats! This morning was NO party!!! I woke up to water pouring from the upstairs ceiling and total...

Intergalactic Concerns

Dear Readers, As mentioned earlier this week, I am beginning to get a little worried that NASA will in fact ask...

Caught in the Lights!

Dear Followers, Admittedly, I have been accused of fame and my CEO Cat title going to my head before…by lesser and...

Max Tower, Inc.

Dear Friends, The current political climate is tumultuous…to say the least. This week, I read the latest controversy involves the President...

Dog-Sitting Woes

Why is this dog licking a perfect stranger you ask? As a cat, I can honestly tell you I have no...

Thanksgiving Preparedness Seminar

Dear Readers, As a staunch defender of feline rights, I want to let you all know that I will soon be...

Middle-Aged Neon RaVeR

Dear Friends, As a wisened Cat CEO, I really never expected to fall into the raver lifestyle. However, with my latest...

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