In: feline

Bathroom Break Banter

Dear Fans, I am a litter man. You all know it. As the Cat CEO of NEON Litter, I have your...

Kanye Kitty? Oh my!

Hello Music Buffs & Friends, I know I promised to give the reality talk a break, but dang, that Kanye is...

Mouse House

Dear Readers, Your dear friend Max is in a bit of a conundrum. I fear, despite all my household help and...

Quotes by P. Catso, The Artiste

Hello friends, Mockery is truly the best revenge. Further, it is best delivered unedited and straight from the source’s sandpaper tongue....

P. Catso vs. Max: The Saga Begins

Well friends, It has begun. This new artist P. Catso we hired (AGAINST MY WISHES) has it out for me. As...

Relieve Yourself Cool

Dear Hipsters, Time to groove out your personal space! UltraPet’s new litter has hit the shelves and I could not be...

An Ode to the Hamper

Hi Friends, It has been a while since I delivered one of my famous poems to you. This one came to...

Dat Sass

Dear Friends, As cats and cat lovers, we all know that sass is key. Sass is what keeps you classy, but...

Comforting Kitties

Dear Readers, As all of my furry friends know, one of our most important jobs is comforting our humans after a...

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