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Kardashian Kat

Hi Readers, Fashion week is here again, and this time, all I can see is Kardashian, Faux Kardashian (Jenners), and Yeezy....

Human vs. Mouse

Hello all, It appears that my human has discovered the freeloading insurgent at the Presidential Palace. The horror. Apparently when he...

Quotes by P. Catso, The Artiste

Hello friends, Mockery is truly the best revenge. Further, it is best delivered unedited and straight from the source’s sandpaper tongue....

P. Catso vs. Max: The Saga Begins

Well friends, It has begun. This new artist P. Catso we hired (AGAINST MY WISHES) has it out for me. As...

Relieve Yourself Cool

Dear Hipsters, Time to groove out your personal space! UltraPet’s new litter has hit the shelves and I could not be...

An Ode to the Hamper

Hi Friends, It has been a while since I delivered one of my famous poems to you. This one came to...

Dat Sass

Dear Friends, As cats and cat lovers, we all know that sass is key. Sass is what keeps you classy, but...

Crabby Cat

Dear Beach Enthusiasts, This UltraCat did it! I convinced my human to let me accompany him on the yearly extended family...

Beach Vibes

Hi Folks, As shown in my last post, I have really been putting a lot of thought into the idea of...

Vacation Gripes

Dear Friends, As summer is in full force, and Facebook photos are in full swing, I have noticed a troubling trend...

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