The Cat Lady

This post is written in response to some disparaging remarks I came across while cruising YouTube for back episodes of ThunderCats. First of all, a person of the female persuasion who likes cats is not inherently a “cat lady.” Second of all, WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH A CAT LADY? I love cats and I love ladies! Don’t you?

If A) you don’t like cats then B) it’s only because you think they’re smarter than you. If C) you don’t like ladies then D) I’m telling your mother. This whole “cat lady” thing is just a way for bottomfeeders to criticize those with a more sophisticated style of living! I’m sorry if you don’t know how to properly use a tea cup…that’s your problem!

As you all know, I am not always a huge fan of human interaction…except when it is serving me. However, if forced, I will always choose the company of a so-called “cat lady” over the neanderthals I usually meet…at least these gentle creatures never force me to watch college sports! The horror.

Anywho, this letter is written in defense of cat ladies everywhere. You are appreciated and loved…even by my most scrupulous of standards.

Keep fightin’ the good fight,